Introduction to MySpace

MySpace it’s everywhere, from the school yard to the library after a year or so using the social network I’ve come to know things.

These include to know how shallow, stupid, narcissist, empty-headed people are. I personally used MySpace to meet up with people I had seen or old classmates that I haven’t seen it in years; along my findings I see similar patterns. Let me share some things I’ve found.

I see usually in the age range of 11-18 typing as though they need to go back to kindergarden let me share with you exactly what I mean(I did not write this).

“OHmyGOSH!! lOok whO iit iiz !! !!!! Thiis girl is; G A W J U S S !! stunnahhh smiilee HAWWT lippz n eyez! shee hazz a freekn MAHHHD persOnalityyy WeLll gawjussss hit att mehh wenevaa uu need meeh Okieez bcOshh uu are a SEX MUFFiiN skoOlll alwaiiz ishh funn wit uu”
(Proof)

I won’t subject you to anymore. Now I’m saying not everyone types like this but on occasion you would find the brain-dead that did.

I’ve seen sluts, wannabe gangster’s, skinheads, Emos, Goths, gays, WN, Fakes, Pretty Girl,
Metrosexuals, Scene kids. I’ve seen every single teenage “individuality” fad you can throw at me. One thing all these people share is that there individual there “original” no matter what. Anybody who has been using MySpace knows this. Sadly you’re the same person as the bloke who took a dump in the toilet cubicle next to me.

You’ve got your typical myspace layout right? White main page an “About Me” in (writing) so people can read all about you. The typical “Da Font” logo. Some picture of a Anorexic Model/something individual(Music/More pictures of the person).Cmnt|Msg|Add links. And some wallpaper on the sides of the page.

Anything 90’s is classed as cool don’t ask me why I don’t know but It is, This includes, Cassette Tapes, Large vintage sunglasses, retro patterns, boom-box,Cartoon Diamonds.

Pix have to have one of the typical myspace esque’ mirror shots, people haven’t figured out how to use a timer.Or have the most and useless camera angles.

Amateur photoshopping (blur tool) work on teens make they faces more blurred then then what you did on saturday night with that redhead. Pimples are a part of this age don’t need to you use the blur tool or you over expose the picture (flash) to hide them. Just take a pic.

Enough said/

Now there’s one thing that really boils my piss. It’s Fuck off stealers don’t steal shit on my myspace? Firstly stealing an image of another isn’t called stealing its called using. Just like the first person that took it off another website.So wait now you’re accusing someone of stealing something when the copyrighted work did not belong to you in the first place? If you produced the work/pic/art/etc yourself then you certain rights. Other than that them people just need to shut the fuck up.It’s the net its made to be used. Enough said.

Seems there is a popularity meter on MySpace. How many friends you have to the amount of comments you get on your picture. Yes you can see people posting bulletins getting down on their knees for comments to relieve them of their boredom.These people need comments or they’re going to die. Don’t give them to them or they’re going to keep posting bulletins saying how bored they are and how they need comments. If you’re truly that bored It’s time to get off the computer. Don’t get me started on PC4PC rubbish.

MySpace – A place for friends. Place where people lurk/stalk. OMG ! that guy/girl is hot! Let’s see if she talks to anyone I know. You didn’t know how people entirely worked that’s until MySpace came around. Now friends spy on other friends to see who their commenting and who’s commenting them. It’s like these people are scavenges that need to know and have no time on their hands. As a girl put it to me while walking “If someone didn’t show to a party I would check there MySpace and see what they were doing”. Yeah it’s a sad fact but a true one.

Fakes of people.—I won’t even begin how Immoral and the utter stupidity of people. Words won’t describe it.

#Stop posting pictures taken from the one angle that doesn’t make you look fat or reveal your lazy eye.
# Stop filling your general interests with lies to make yourself seem like a more well-rounded person.
# Stop embedding music to play on your profile; you’re just showing everyone your awful taste in music.
#Stop saying you hate Liars, Fakes, Backstabbers, Because most everyone is. You’re no better.
# Stop your pathetic attempts to make myspace visually appealing; leave website design to the professionals. Your backgrounds and color schemes are the stuff migraines are made of. Although on the bright side, most will never know how dumb you are if they can’t read your profile.
# Stop adding anyone to your friend space so that your esteem is bolstered when you see the number of people in your friend list.

If you’re wondering yes I do use MySpace. People that know me know that I use good aesthetics with my layouts which can be done if you want know how.

MySpace isn’t all that bad I met people who share in similar career prospects and learned two programming languages. Use it as a tool to keep touch and be yourself, and make out to be someone your not.Cause chances are when people met you in reality your a totally different person.

I Don’t want to seem like a sour grape (I bet you think I am) but It’s just these things that grind my gears. Just like people chewing with their mouth open.